Oliver the Egyptian cat -- Ronnie the rotten rat goes north -- Ronnie's return -- Magnificent me -- Farok, king of the fleas -- Marty the marvellous maggot -- Molly the Aussie mossie -- The desert scrounger -- Percy the Palestine pest -- Lice get lonely, too -- Ben Jamin is my name -- I am a screaming camel spider -- The secret life of us