Australian author. The King woke up one morning with an itch on his chest. He had been bitten by a flea! On the one hand the flea should be executed for biting the King; on the other hand, it now has Royal Blood running through its veins. What should you do with a flea that has royal blood? Read this book for the answers to this and other questions such as: will Antarctic snake oil make you smarter? Some answers will surprise you. 8 yrs+