Foreword. Preface. Introduction -- Setting The Scene 1. How Did I Get Here? 2. Diagnosis 3. Relationship Mk I -- Who Is This Weirdo/Crazy Woman? 4. The End of the Beginning -- Splitting Up 5.Relationship Mk II -- Not so Weird/Crazy After All 6. Practicalities 7. Speaking Asperger as a Second Language. 8. The World According to Keith. 9. Change, Certainty and Cantankerousness. 10. Communication. 11. Pay-offs, Sad Days and Thoughts. 12. Conclusion. References. Resources