Machine derived contents note: Preface: Once upon a time 1 -- -- Chapter 1: Into the Woods -- How we got here 5 -- Chapter 2: The Cottage -- The Federal Reserve and its Chairman 13 -- Chapter 3: Who's been eating my porridge? -- From Bush to Clinton 25 -- Chapter 4: Who's been sleeping in my bed? -- The Goldilocks Economy 37 -- Chapter 5: Who broke my chair? -- Irrational Exuberance 49 -- Chapter 6: Who Shot Goldilocks? -- The End 59 -- -- Afterward: And they lived happily ever after...? 71 -- Snapshot 79 -- Acknowledgements 83 -- Thank You 85 -- About the Author 87 -- Appendix 89